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PLEASE STOP WEARING FROSTY LIPGLOSS; IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE CAME ON YOUR MOUTH AND YOU FORGOT TO CLEAN IT UP

Do I even have to continue writing this post? The title should say it all.

If for some lucky reason you’ve never come across this phenom, “cumgloss” refers to wearing a pink (or, God-help me, white) lip color that is so frosty and viscous in finish that it makes you look like you have a mouthful of jizz.

That’s right. I said it. A MOUTHFUL OF JIZZ.

This phenom was big in the 80′s, and has gotten much more popular recently. Obvs, this has to do with the Kardashians and Jersey Shore girls – they are HUGE cumglossers, and it looks even worse on them because after all, the darker your skin tone, the cummier the gloss looks.


Xtina wearing a matte version of cumgloss. So thick and creamy!

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