My hair is a mess. Not a hot, sexy, just-got-out-of-bed-mess, but a grown out, 3 inches of roots, bangs no-longer-existent, in dire need of a haircut mess. I’d show you, but it’d scare you. It has gotten to such a grave condition for several reasons, a main one being that I just had no idea what to do with my hair. It’s the longest it’s EVER been in a solid 17 years, and I have no idea how to style long, thick hair. I had no idea what to do with it, until I came across THIS:
ISN’T THIS THE BEST HAIR STYLE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN!? Le Sex! Her name is Vikki Blows. She a topless glamour model, so that’s why I’ve cropped the hell out of these pictures. You can look at her boobs on someone else’s site. I’m not quite sure how I came upon Vikki Blows (I may have been Googling “porn star hair,” as I’m want to do occasionally, because who DOESN’T want porn star hair?), but she’s definitely my new hair idol.
Due to the fact that I am an excellent
stalker researcher, I managed to find out that Vikki Blows gets her hair did by Giuseppe Trichilo, but the only thing I managed to find out about him was his Twitter handle. Damn.
So my next project is finding an awesome LA-based salon to handle this for me. I’m also dying to dye my hair a blackish purple (right now it’s black, except for my 3 inches of roots, which are my natural color of boring brown).
What do you think? Do you LOVE it, or do you LOOOOVE it? And do you have any recommendations for KICK-ASS colorists/stylists in the LA area who can rock this out for me? Let me know!