A few days ago, I updated my Facebook’s cover photo with this:
That’s a screen shot from the unrated video for Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines,” a damn sexy song featuring the doesn’t-ever-age Pharell. Obviously, I edited the image a bit because let’s be real….
I do have a big dick. Two inches… from the ground, baby. NO LIES. Hours after I uploaded it, Carmen Electra released a new song titled “Bigger Dick” that made me feel like everything in life is kismet.
In an interview with LA Weekly, Electra calls the song “a campy homage to how modern women are ‘coming up and taking over.’” I simply call the song “the theme song to my life.”
I love the lyrics, I love the fact that my life becomes an instant party whenever I play the song, and in general, it’s a fun, poppy, tongue-in-cheek dance song that makes reference to lipstick – what more could you ask for?
I got that hair, nails, lipstick and a bigger dick than you…
