
Get Some: Kick Off Summer with New Sandals from Rocket Dog! – CLOSED
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Project Bootylicious: SoulCycle, I Just Want to Ride You All Night
Up until very recently, I had no idea what SoulCycle was. I mean, I KNEW it was a spinning class in New York, as I follow a bunch of bad-ass beauty editors/publicists on Twitter and they’re always raving about SoulCycle and their #beautyspin, but I had never “spun” before, and all the studios were in NYC so I just wrote it off.
And then I found SoulCycle was opening up a location in Los Angeles. Color me excited. And slightly terrified. Because guess what? I knew that once SoulCycle opened, my very first spin class was going to happen.

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OMG Must Have: Vikki Blows’ Hair
My hair is a mess. Not a hot, sexy, just-got-out-of-bed-mess, but a grown out, 3 inches of roots, bangs no-longer-existent, in dire need of a haircut mess. I’d show you, but it’d scare you. It has gotten to such a grave condition for several reasons, a main one being that I just had no idea what to do with my hair. It’s the longest it’s EVER been in a solid 17 years, and I have no idea how to style long, thick hair. I had no idea what to do with it, until I came across THIS:

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PLEASE STOP WEARING FROSTY LIPGLOSS; IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE CAME ON YOUR MOUTH AND YOU FORGOT TO CLEAN IT UP
Do I even have to continue writing this post? The title should say it all. If for some lucky reason you’ve never come across this phenom, “Cumgloss” refers to wearing a lipgloss that is so frosty and viscous in finish that it makes you look like you have a mouthful of jizz. A general rule of thumb is the darker your skin tone, the cummier the gloss looks (the Kardashians & Jersey Shore girls are huge “cumgloss” aficionados).

Xtina wearing a rather matte version of cumgloss. So thick and creamy!
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